Send the following information to one of my secure options, listed below. These options are also FREE for you and would ensure end to end encryption of our communication. Check em’ out!

ProtonMail (Email Me):       OR         Signal Messaging (Text Me): 303-359-5278

  • Your Info:
    • Photo of State ID
    • Recent photo – a selfie works perfectly!
      • Optional: Any social media links, board handles, or other information you’d like to provide.
      • Optional: previous provider references (please check with them first)
    • Ultimately, more information always helps me feel extra comfortable meeting you.


When reaching out to me, please be sure to do so in a professional, friendly, & respectful manner. I won’t tolerate rudeness or boundary pushing.


  • Do not use pet names or be playfully rude if we have not built that familiarity. My name is Sid, please.
  • Don’t use explicit language, coded language, acronyms, or the like. We will have plenty of time to talk through our mutual interests when we meet.
  • Don’t haggle, argue, or otherwise try to evade my screening process and/or rates. It’s unprofessional and rude. If my process is too much for you, please politely move along.
  • Don’t hope, push, hint at, or ask if we can/will spend time “off the clock”. Please. It’s not attainable or available.


  • Ask any respectful and specific questions you might have!
  • Show your personality! Make an effort! I will ALWAYS notice effort.
  • Send ALL your information, up front, without squabble.
  • Send a little gift card with your initial e-mail to grab my attention even faster!